5/29/10

Thursday May 27th

When you have a baby, you always make sure the door hinges are well lubricated! Nothing worse than a startled baby trying to channel her REM cycle after 3 loooong hours of fighting her to go to sleep.

I always thought my brother and his wife didn’t like to clean their house
(family of 4). They always had something out of place when I visited. I’ve always strived for a tidy home. But now with 3 kids (the big one goes to work Monday thru Friday) I realize how difficult it really is to keep ANY order in our household. If Im ever on time or remember something important. You all best take notice, cuz that’s a rare, seriously, rare thing for me these days. I have relinquished to the fact that my home will never ever again be clean. Really. And I may never grow my hair back. Daily I pull out gobs of it from all the frustration of being a full on stay at home mom!

I feel like I’m that Caddyshack actor that shows in the movie, “Groundhog Day”, with Andy McDowell. My days are so redundant since Reagan was born in December. The days are all the same. After DC gets home I feed everyone, leave the table and kitchen dirty. Throw everyone in the tub. Suds them up, rinse them off, lather them up with cream, tuck them in with a book or music. Take a minute to catch my breathe. Then….off to the kitchen and laundry room I go. Merrily on my way, I load the dishwasher, throw in a load of laundry, pick up toys, take out the garbage, watch my husband click away at the computer or push the buttons on the remote, fold yesterdays laundry, get mad at myself because I just realized I Forgot something REALLY important, take another breathe, remind myself to go pee, then I’m off to continue my stepsister duties. By now its midnight and I’m almost finished and the baby starts to cry. Its feeding time again and relieve her from a sopping diaper. *sigh* breathe. So now I’m tired. Still have to brush my teeth and wash my face. By now its 2 am and I’m not in the mood to go to bed. Why? Because I know in a matter of hours Ill have to get up and DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN! *sigh*

That don’t happen to me. Is the title of DC’s Section he wants added to my blog. He wants a section so he can put in his 2 cents. What for? Its not like we care what he says. Right ladies? ;o)

DOMS ON THE COMPUTER SEARCHING EBAY FOR A STUPID POWERWHEEL VEHICLE FOR HIMSELF. He wants to sup it up with a chainsaw motor so it’ll top 20 mph. He’s obsessed with this idea. Stupid is what I think it is! All the while he’s listening to Rhyan’s show, “Phineas and Ferb” on the Disney Channel and chuckling away. So I think my blogs are funny and Im reading to him before I post ‘em. He says to me, “Put the kids to sleep! What are you doing on the computer!” I give a look that says, “Excuse me”! Oh did I mention, Rhyans Powerwheels Barbie Jeep has been dissected in the Garage for 4 days now. And night after night DC searches Youtube and ebay for more ideas. STUPID! Real dumb!
Whatever floats his boat right?

Oh have I told you all that DC is creeped out by the teletubbies!